Dog: So that hole on top of your head isn't a cup holder then? Sorry about trying to put my Big Glup drink in it & almost suffocating you bro

Dolphin: Nopte it's a blowhole...no worries it's commonly mistaken for a drink holder

knowledge is power

Hey You iz totally lookin great girl

fank u soo much!

plz wer pantz!!!!!!!!!

ai seez a good pair ob pants rite in front ob meh!

Hey y'all! Paula Deen is on TV talkin' 'bout butter again!

oh boy! u noes how much ai lubs buttah!

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

ackshully, ai don't want 2. fanks anyway!

uh, skuze u dis a prybit combersashun