i pleed teh fiff...
aksully, u need to fess up aifinkso!
Sagan waz right! We r all starstuffz
eben tho Sagan wuz rite, u shood knos u iz juss in krimmas lites...
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
no need 2 put dem upz! ai just stay down heer!
I realize I'm the light of your life, but this is goin' too far!
juss luk at dis in a differnt wai!
Hims new so gud bowt getting up ta take me owt ta go potty. So hims bowt ta learn da hard way.
u dun wanna start owt on a bad footing now du u?
i got sum splaining to do
ai knos it wuz u! all da ebidence points 2 it!