You don't want me to cross this line, right here???
hmph. wat if i do kross it? hmm?
See Moar Movin Pitchers at Senor Gif!
THIS HOUSE HAS GONE 0 DAYS WITHOUT AN ACCIDENT
well, u noez whut dey awlwayz seys...
Dis strange man tried tu hack yur mail slot
nope, he'z neber coming back here again!!
LATE NITE ...HUH
u nawt lukin' so grate. mebbe u need halps?
Wow! You really CAN hear the ocean! ..Wait, I hear a foghorn comin'....
b karful! foghorns can be smelliez!
When the Obedience School Teacher asked who had peed on the floor Washington could not tell a lie.
he nawt lying, unlike sum1 else ai noes!