Yeah, I did it. I knocked down your snowman. You want to make something of it?

but it took meh a long tiem 2 git it dun!

Hims new so gud bowt getting up ta take me owt ta go potty. So hims bowt ta learn da hard way.

u dun wanna start owt on a bad footing now du u?

i got sum splaining to do

ai knos it wuz u! all da ebidence points 2 it!

You don't want me to cross this line, right here???

hmph. wat if i do kross it? hmm?

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