I wuz cold so... i mades a igloo

ai haz maed wun, 2!

Dave's not here, man.

and, uh, rilly... in case u didn't notice...

Did ai do bad? Wuz ai nawt sposed ta hump ur muvver in lawz leg?

mebbe u shod taek it slowur nekst tiem?

I try and show love But something's always in the way

i tired 2 maek sumfing ob maiselfs...

See Moar Movin Pitchers at Senor Gif!

You fell down. Would slobbering on you help?

yep, ai fink dat will doo da twick!

Provez it.

ai rilly wundurr hoo cud hab dun dis...