o no u didnt! dont diss mai mama!

He was doing just fine until he got so excited he forgot to jump that last time...

How many times have I warned you... Never leave the faucet running!

der goez teh neighberhud...

oh, waz dis ur pizza?

nex tiem u shud aks furst!

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

Ai got dis... Wait... Whoops... Crap...

we all maek mistaks sumtimz n crash in2 stuff.