Okay, don't believe me. But I know a herd of chupacabras when I see it.
i dunno if iz believez ur stori...
They made a real mess of the place. Told you not to trust those gerbils.
gosh durn gerbilz!
It was the cat. I tried to stop him but it was too late.
it iz alwayz teh kitteh...
Remember that rug you said not to pee on? It was bound to happen sooner or later.
peein' is a favbrit passtime!
I Don't See The Problem
I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER EVER EVER EVER COMING HOME EVER SO I PANICKED
He started it.
shur he did...
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