Iz read it, all bad newz

ai always keep up -2-date on current wurld events.

ITS MODULAR HOUZING U BUILDS IT YERSELF

ai am a gud builder, i promise!

What a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to retreive.

akshully, ai am an expurt in string and choas theories.

He did it!!

bettr kleen dis mess up!

What? The vet said I needed more fiber.

but, fiber is 4 old goggies!

Someone... not saying who... might have eaten all the paper towels.

ai will try harder 2 be gud goggie, promiss!