de cat did it

ai seez u took mai advices!

Haz dey seen da rug in da libbing room yet?

yep, deys seen itz...

I swear it attacked me first!

honestly, dis is awl ur fault, aifinkso!

My momma always told me you can't make an omelet without breaking eggs

was dey reddy 2 b broked?

How about my butt? Can my butt go inside?

ai tried 2 deny it a furst...

I wuz cold so... i mades a igloo

ai haz maed wun, 2!

i bettur nawt katchew reeding dis again!

ai had 2 du da same fing wif mai hooman!