in times like these... blame the cat.

ai am being 4 serial!

yu sayd that cheekin coms frum deez dey not taste lik it..

oops! mai mistaek!

New York Times crossword... Done.

tiem 4 noms now!

Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work here is done.

ai knows whut u mean!

i be a handful

u kan seyz dat again!

"Extra Strong?"

ai an skeptikull ob many fings...

It juzz liek... Ezploded or sumfin..

u r makin' dat up, aifinkso!