I was looking for Cheetos.

r u tryin 2 make a disguise???

All I said was, "yes, that cat bed makes you look fat..."

sumtimez honestee iz not teh best policee.

I swer if dis dog farts yous gonna see claws.

frts kan b a rude awakenin.

Moar Cyoot Kittehs Ober at I Can Has Cheezburger!

Teh cowch iz still mine, right? Dis iz jus fer teh foto, innit?

u guyz cud alwayz try 2 share?

Happy Pharaoh Hound Week ebbrybuddy! We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!

It's a ruff job But somebody has to hold the couch together

ai hab been doin' dis job 4 a long tiem...