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bulldogz r teh cyootest @ bein lazee.

I'm practicing my parenting skills. I was so good, I actually got my own puppy!

datz a super cyoot stuffd aminal!

Have a good day at work. I'll just be here, all by me lonesome... Sleeping, eating, watching TV. Try not to worry. I'll struggle thru somehow.

kan u trai 2 hold teh couch 2gether plz?

While ur up, mayk meh a sammich. Hold teh bred n letus n tomaters. Jus mayk pastramee tween tu peeces uf salamee.

geez sum goggiez r so deemandin.

I iz gitting hairz ebrewhere! Muh Ha Ha Ha Ha!

i hope u dunt uze hair gel...

SOON...

teh goggiez r wachin u!

Oh, while you're up I could use a sammich.

get ur own sammich!