I started going up da couch, buts den... i gots tired

ai got tired going down, so ai noes da feeling!

Move? Yeah...I'll get right on that.

u knows whut ai alwayz says!

Dibs

srsly, dis is mine!

i brotz u a flower. i hop teh neighburz dont mind!

ai shure glad u didn't do dis!

I don't always hump strangers But, when I do, I make sure it's your boses wife

ur boss iz mad at yew, aifinkso!

Iz on yo couch watchin spongebob