Have a good day at work. I'll just be here, all by me lonesome... Sleeping, eating, watching TV. Try not to worry. I'll struggle thru somehow.
kan u trai 2 hold teh couch 2gether plz?
While ur up, mayk meh a sammich. Hold teh bred n letus n tomaters. Jus mayk pastramee tween tu peeces uf salamee.
geez sum goggiez r so deemandin.
I iz gitting hairz ebrewhere! Muh Ha Ha Ha Ha!
i hope u dunt uze hair gel...
teh goggiez r wachin u!
Oh, while you're up I could use a sammich.
get ur own sammich!
I was looking for Cheetos.
r u tryin 2 make a disguise???
All I said was, "yes, that cat bed makes you look fat..."
sumtimez honestee iz not teh best policee.
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