I'm practicing my parenting skills. I was so good, I actually got my own puppy!
datz a super cyoot stuffd aminal!
Have a good day at work. I'll just be here, all by me lonesome... Sleeping, eating, watching TV. Try not to worry. I'll struggle thru somehow.
kan u trai 2 hold teh couch 2gether plz?
While ur up, mayk meh a sammich. Hold teh bred n letus n tomaters. Jus mayk pastramee tween tu peeces uf salamee.
geez sum goggiez r so deemandin.
I iz gitting hairz ebrewhere! Muh Ha Ha Ha Ha!
i hope u dunt uze hair gel...
teh goggiez r wachin u!
Oh, while you're up I could use a sammich.
get ur own sammich!
I was looking for Cheetos.
r u tryin 2 make a disguise???
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