Youz got a little cheez on ur cheek.... ....there, I gotz it for youz.
u r so silly!
Corgi Safety Wrap
bettur saef den sowwy!
Bob didn't realize that he was about to lose his two remaining fingers until it was too late.
ai noe whut ai am doing, so u bettur watch owt!
Ohai! We hopez u lub all dese sweet mutty mutts!
It's hard to derp with all this derp in my derp!