I keep telling you hooman... ...that jacket is hideous!
it's awl ai habs 2 werk wif!
Wilford Brimley Kitty says: This is not how I'm supposed to check my blood sugar Mr. K9!
ai know u habs diabeetus, aifinkso!
da gud news....caught de trespasser da bad news...tasted like meter reader
welp, we noez whut 2 expeckt frum u frum now ons!
I'm REALLY Beggin' ya! Get her a teething ring, a pacifier - SOMETHING! Eventually, my patience WILL run out!
she sure doez lub u, don't she?
I FEEL YOUR PAIN. OR I DID. WHEN I BIT YA.
gotta watch owt 4 da wittle wuns!
Skuz me sir dats my face
mmm, u is dewishus!