anytfing but mai byootiful fayce!!
FIRST KISSES: They aren't always perfect.
aim jus tryin 2 show mai luv!
I saw that cookie first. Now give it back!
goggiez kan b super agresive wen it kums 2 kookiez.
My son is going to bite your leg... and you're going to let him... got it?!
wer tryin to get him into teh bait club.
My brudder, he's... 'special'.
nutin wrong wif bein speeshul!
Sorry my Pit Bull went against your stereotypes and LICKED your face instead of biting it off.
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