"Of course she likes it. I'm her baby!"
hey dun't juge me!
do u rly beweve in alienz?
Nawt a cone ob shame, is joy container.
don b afraid 2 spreed teh joy!
Cuddle time with Mama.
awwww momma luvs u soooo much!
Listen, kid, I'm no happier about this than you are. So give me the damn tooth, take the freakin' quarter. I'm on a timetable here.
um but u dunt luk liek teh toof fairy...
Someone is at the door! How can you stay calm at a time like this?!
y u alwayz assumin teh door iz 4 u?
gooly gee wat a nozey puppeh!
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