MY REALITY CHECK BOUNCED.
um sum goggies r jus in diffrnt realuty...
I can haz walkies?
YES! yes ob corse u kan!!!
"Of course she likes it. I'm her baby!"
hey dun't juge me!
do u rly beweve in alienz?
Nawt a cone ob shame, is joy container.
don b afraid 2 spreed teh joy!
Cuddle time with Mama.
awwww momma luvs u soooo much!
Listen, kid, I'm no happier about this than you are. So give me the damn tooth, take the freakin' quarter. I'm on a timetable here.
um but u dunt luk liek teh toof fairy...