nooo we dunt want 2 get granmaz home maed hats!
der seemz 2 b sum kinda mistake!
goggiez lub babiez n maek gr8t bebesitterz!
What's wrong with your voice?
I'm just a little hoarse.
hors punz r teh best.
This is my new little human. I will be his best friend, forever.
gud goggie, keep praktising ur parentin skillz!
y wont chubby ball move?
r u shur datz a ball?
I'm practicing my parenting skills. I was so good, I actually got my own puppy!
datz a super cyoot stuffd aminal!
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