What's wrong with your voice?
I'm just a little hoarse.
hors punz r teh best.
This is my new little human. I will be his best friend, forever.
gud goggie, keep praktising ur parentin skillz!
y wont chubby ball move?
r u shur datz a ball?
I'm practicing my parenting skills. I was so good, I actually got my own puppy!
datz a super cyoot stuffd aminal!
Whatcha lookin at?
I don't understand babies...
Yu know wat, mom? Ai luv yu moar dan bakun!
Oh oh. Sumfing's rong in da uniberse.
and ai rly rly luv bakun so dis meenz ai luv u lotz!
I will love him and protect him forever... because he will always be my LITTLE baby.
hmm dunno seemz liek a big babeh 2 meh...