Hooman babies. Dey got no respect.

dats y its imprtnt 2 train ur hoomin!

There, there ugly bald puppy.

wich iz bettr a ugly puppeh or a pugly babe?

"Of course she likes it. I'm her baby!"

hey dun't juge me!

Cuddle time with Mama.

awwww momma luvs u soooo much!

I luv puppi. Om nomnomnom.

i kno dat feel, kant rezist teh nomz...

Bred to be the best baby sitter than money can buy, Rex was still caught sleeping on the job.

aww u luk so peesful!

Uh oh! He juss poopt in da howse! He'l git da newzpapur fur shur!

u shug just awpologiz.