I'm practicing my parenting skills. I was so good, I actually got my own puppy!
datz a super cyoot stuffd aminal!
Whatcha lookin at?
I don't understand babies...
Yu know wat, mom? Ai luv yu moar dan bakun!
Oh oh. Sumfing's rong in da uniberse.
and ai rly rly luv bakun so dis meenz ai luv u lotz!
I will love him and protect him forever... because he will always be my LITTLE baby.
hmm dunno seemz liek a big babeh 2 meh...
Rover never suspected she was adopted.
i wundr how rober iz goin 2 taek teh newz?
Nevermind Fred der iz no bacuns in teh list ov ingredientz.
but u guyz cheerioz r so yummy!
We see u haz noms. Doo u 'membur wut ur momee sed about sharing?
ai fink ai need a remindor how 2 sharing?
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