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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender finds this very peculiar, and realizes he is dreaming. He then wakes up and tells his wife about the ridiculous dream he just had. His wife just ignores him, her rolls over and starts to sob because he knows his marriage is in shambles.

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Recaption

One more crack like "E.T. phone home" and you're on separate trees for a week!

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So i sez to him, "thats not a lolrus, THATS MY WIFE!!"

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LOL by: Deagen

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Recaption

...where, due to a slight miscalculation of scale, the witch, Hansel, Gretel, the Woodcutter and his mean wife were all eaten by a small cat...