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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender finds this very peculiar, and realizes he is dreaming. He then wakes up and tells his wife about the ridiculous dream he just had. His wife just ignores him, her rolls over and starts to sob because he knows his marriage is in shambles.
I know, buddy She scares the hell out of me too.
yea sumptimez teh wifeys kan b intimidatin.
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
PLEASE TELL MY WIFE I'M AN ORANGUTAN
One more crack like "E.T. phone home" and you're on separate trees for a week!
Is that BLOND cat hair on your lapel? And do I detect a hint of Eau de Toonah?
We found your pills and split them P.S. Your cat and wife are moving to Mars
Yes dear! You're absolutely right dear!!! Now can I go out with the bats?
...where, due to a slight miscalculation of scale, the witch, Hansel, Gretel, the Woodcutter and his mean wife were all eaten by a small cat...
Oh, the bottom part? That's my late husband.
