Tis be mah profile picture for da laaadiess
Tis be mah profile picture for da laaadiess
Hey now, who are you calling a sissy!? I'll have you know that this is in fact a medicine ball, and my struggle to push it up this hill stems not from a crippling lack of coordination on my part but rather from the fact that it weighs roughly twice what I do! Strong-man elephant is more like it, thankyouverymuch!
Strength training is really important for competitive swimmers, so I always hit the gym to do a few hundred reps after I hit the pool to do a few hundred laps. Some people have accused me of being a workoutaholic, but I rather like to consider myself merely devoted to my occupation and one true love. Which is swimming, of course. Eating flies is a close second love, but swimming wins the most prized spot in my heart (most days, at least).
Finally gotcha alone! Listen up, you. I dunno what you do to her, but whenever she steps offa ya, she's in a real pissy mood! And when Momma ain't happy, she can be hell to live with! Now stay put while I grab a hammer!
The "Scales of Just Is" always give the same answer... "That's just the weight things are."
Ounce for ounce, pound for pound, nothin' as valuable as my precious hound!
95% of dieters who use the Basement Cat Refrigerator Guard successfully maintained their ideal weight (the other 5% were never seen or heard from again) U can haz ur noms if u gibs me ur soul
Gawd...chocolate just goes straight to my hips!!! and my neck & shoulders, upper arms, belleh, ankles... eben mai tael.