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Tis be mah profile picture for da laaadiess

deh wil neber suspekt a fing.

Hey now, who are you calling a sissy!? I'll have you know that this is in fact a medicine ball, and my struggle to push it up this hill stems not from a crippling lack of coordination on my part but rather from the fact that it weighs roughly twice what I do! Strong-man elephant is more like it, thankyouverymuch!

Strength training is really important for competitive swimmers, so I always hit the gym to do a few hundred reps after I hit the pool to do a few hundred laps. Some people have accused me of being a workoutaholic, but I rather like to consider myself merely devoted to my occupation and one true love. Which is swimming, of course. Eating flies is a close second love, but swimming wins the most prized spot in my heart (most days, at least).

Finally gotcha alone! Listen up, you. I dunno what you do to her, but whenever she steps offa ya, she's in a real pissy mood! And when Momma ain't happy, she can be hell to live with! Now stay put while I grab a hammer!

Ai juss kant deel wiff teh skreamz!

Even maiz 'roid ragez iz kewtz

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?! ..... A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut!

The "Scales of Just Is" always give the same answer... "That's just the weight things are."

Ounce for ounce, pound for pound, nothin' as valuable as my precious hound!

goggies rilly do show ebbryone lub!

95% of dieters who use the Basement Cat Refrigerator Guard successfully maintained their ideal weight (the other 5% were never seen or heard from again) U can haz ur noms if u gibs me ur soul

Gawd...chocolate just goes straight to my hips!!! and my neck & shoulders, upper arms, belleh, ankles... eben mai tael.