weight

I am not the biggest loser? DAMN.

Back to da weight room, ai guess.

It's all muscle, muscle and Cheetos

Nao ai juss needs a partner in crime.

U alreddy sed ai waz wurth my weight in gold. No needz tu chek.

On dat note... can we eeben trust dis fing?

Hey, dis clock iz borked! Dere's now ay it can be 25 o' clock!

Ai doan't fink ai like dis thing.

GIT DAT CAMRA OFF OV ME! U KNOE DEY SAY IT ADDZ 5 POUNDZ!

Ai hafta look gud foar my facebook picshure!

Max really wanted to lose weight, but found even one sit-up very difficult

Its hard wurk being me.

Whoever guesses the weight of the otter most accurately wins bragging rights for the rest of their life!

Life's too short to avoid the *SPLORT*! Visit Daily Squee for your daily cuteness!

Ok people... DIET Pepsi? Now were just getting insulting aren't we?

Get off of me, you big galoot!!

Mai strength is in mai intellekt, if yoo kno wut ai meen.

STOPPED EATING FAT KIDS LOST FIVE POUNDS

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Meme Animals is just a click away!

Gif your butt (!) over to Animal Gifs for MOAR cyoot and funneh on loop!

Hey, Teacher... Dis fevver gettin' awful heavy...

sigh. no more tuna sundays

at leest ur still skinnier dan ur hoomin!