warning

U gonna karve him?? Teh Grate Punkin gonna sue u for damajing wun ob hiz minionz.

If yu find this vidyo, run! In teh name uv Ceiling Cat, run!

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here If you have already abandoned all hope, please disregard this notice.

Pheewww! Might not want to go in there for a while...

Iz warning yus not to open till berfday

itz not ezactly what ai wuz hoping 4...

WARNING: Do not try this at home. Go to your friend's house and do it there.

I'm going to sleep directly on your face tonight

Sometimes, when you watch the interwebs, the interwebs watches you back.

Don't let your cat watch Simon's Cat!!!