warning

You wake her up and she's yours for the night.

The things ai do foar u.

Don't bark at me again. Got it?

dis iz ur last warnin!

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Don't even think about it.

find ur oan playce 2 perch!

Wut part ob my "Ice is too thin" warning dint yu unnerstand, hoomin?

dis izzn't a gud playc 2 b skaytin, ya noez...

Joey clearly takes his role of "guard dog" very, very seriously.

I'm warning you... ...You might want to stay out for six hours. Maybe seven.

aifinkso a stinkeebug mite hab died in der...

Call the vet. It's been more than four hours.

The Mythbusters were right. I shouldn't have tried that at home.

today not mess wif me day

Maru-cius says: Man who touches kittehs box gets face of smelly bum while sleeping

Oh squirrel you taunt me so. But I will have you. One day.