tumblr

Tumblr: a magical website with the bizarre, the hilarious and the unexpected. Think you've seen it all? Think again. The best one-liners, random threads and weird thoughts are yet to be discovered.

Tumblr Thread: Rooster Who Likes Blondes Only Tries To Seduce Golden Retriever

...whatever floats your boat?

View List

Comments

animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - setheverman tumblr. Follow 2 mememolicious nOrma1-people-sxare-me A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was "he's got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he'd be more comfortable" and it made me realise the world isn't all that bad fitzefitcher #this is team skull its-just-a-phage The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of th'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Cuteness

Tumblr animal goodness.

View List

Comments

tumblr posts about clingy cats | thumbnail includes two tumblr posts 'Rectangle - ponceflower-blog Follow I have a video of my Torti, Little Miss doing exactly this. Padding after me and screaming in concern because l'm headed to the bathroom instead of continuing to snuggle with her in bed' and 'Rectangle - nightmaresorpromises Follow My cat literally just woke me up by sniffing my face to see if I was up and then she climbed onto my shoulder to stare at me all cute like hello human <3'

Clingy Cats Being Overly Affectionate To Their Humans (Tumblr Posts)

And people say cats are cold...

View List

Comments

collection of tumblr posts about cats' weird habits | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - dangerousmoron Follow "Heh, yeah," I say as I take not one, but two cat toys out of the half full cat food bowl, because my house cat that hasn't had to hide her leftovers from predators a day in her one year of being alive always tries to cover it up, compulsively scraping over the floor, sometimes overturning her dry food or water bowl in the prcess. 231,364 notes'

Goofy Cats And Their Most Hissterical Habits (Tumblr Posts)

Dumb*sses that we cannot help but love.

View List

Comments

animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes a picture of a dog in a panda costume and one tumblr post 'Dog - nurse-peach im crying.. im watching this vet show and someone had moved from australia to china and everyone was afraid of his dog because she was so big but the vet put her in a lil panda hoodie and no one was scared anymore and some people even came up to pet her.. nurse-peach look at her..'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Aww's

Tumblr animal goodness.

View List

Comments

tumblr thread about the Fossa | thumbnail includes two pictures of a wild cat 'Water - weaselle Follow PSST. eyy. you ever wondered what a half weasel half cat would be like? LEGO'

Informative Tumblr Thread: Getting To Know The Half-Weasel Half-Cat

New big cat info, everyone.

View List

Comments

tumblr thread about adopting a dog who turned out to be a wolf | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'gallusrostromegalus Font - So they go to the Palo Alto Animal shelter to adopt. The year was 1987, and at the time, Palo Alto was... not a great place. Lots of drugs, gangs and poor civic managment. Mom told me that she learned to identify different types of gunfire while living there. They get there, and mom explains that she's always had a preference for Big Dogs, and the guy's face lights up.'

Tumblr Thread: Mom Adopts A 'Dog' And Gives It A Forever Home

The coolest man's best friend ever.

View List

Comments

animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Photograph - should-be-sleeping Seguir In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine. should-be-sleeping Seguir Truly was not expecting to read anything like that today tarynnasaurus I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal & despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until '

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Delightfulness

Tumblr animal goodness.

View List

Comments

animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - catpda how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could. now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat i

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Adorableness

Tumblr animal goodness.

View List

Comments

animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - theradioghost I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY OWN HOME ONLY TO FIND THE DEER THAT TRIED TO KICK MY ASS LAST YEAR STANDING RIGHT THERE IN MY FRONT YARD. BOLD AS BRASS. AM I NOT SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE theradioghost for those of you who were not here last year: this deer is the most obnoxious, unnatural red-orange color I've ever seen, only appears when it's raining, and once chased me a quarter mile through the woods. her n'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Mild Panic

Tumblr animal goodness.

View List

Comments

tumblr thread about cats' weird obsession with bread | thumbnail includes two blurry pictures of a cat stealing bread 'Font - flrstperson Follow One of my cats was rescued from outside. l'd only ever had a super polite cat who would come up and sniff food and then be like "can i have this?" So when this other cat came up I was like oh you wanna sniff the bread right? Here it is so you can sniff it.'

Tumblr Thread: Cats And Their Weird Bread Addiction

Sometimes, they're just weirdos.

View List

Comments

animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - shikarius: Dad's gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms: "Ah, it's Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?" "Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/ tampons/etc?" "Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/ midol?" "Supplies are low cap'n" = "Yes, please." "What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?" • "It's a Nurse Shark" = "I'm fine/not bad" • "GREAT WHIT'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Cuteness

Tumblr animal goodness.

View List

Comments

tumblr thread about the red-bearded vulture | thumbnail includes a picture of a red-bearded vulture 'simplytheanthropic My all time favorite animal. The red-bearded vulture.'

Tumblr Thread: The 4 Foot Tall Red-Bearded Vulture

This is a clawesome bird.

View List

Comments

tumblr thread about draft horses | thumbnail includes two pictures of women sitting on draft horses 'Organism - I never made a post about draft horses. :T They are the gentle giants of the horse world, sometimes growing as large as 20 hands and over 2000 lbs. The tallest horse in the world is an American-type Belgian horse named Big Jake (I think???).'

Tumblr Thread: The Gentle Giants Of The Horse World

The bigger they are, the bigger they are.

View List

Comments

tumblr thread about a feral pregnant cat finding a forever home | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - sermna Follow There's a mama cat living in my garage named Felicia. When she first showed up she was almost completely feral. She knew humans dispensed food, and that was about as far as her trust and interest extended for many months. But y'all, she fucked up. She had kittens in my garage last May. She was at my mercy.'

Tumblr Thread: Pregnant Feral Cat Falls In Love With New Forever Home

Became a total cuddle monster <3

View List

Comments

animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'adobsonartworks Have any of you heard of the Harvard MIT Pigeon Prank? An MIT student dressed in a black-and- white striped shirt went to the Harvard football stadium every day of one summer, blowing a whistle while scattering breadcrumbs or birdseed to coax neighborhood pigeons down onto the field. At Harvard's opening game of the season, upon the referee's first whistle, it's said that hundreds of pigeons descended onto the field, caus'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Chaos

Tumblr animal goodness.

View List

Comments

tumblr

Hot Today

Follow The Laughs