My parents did it on a Monopoly board. So I was born with a top hat.
top hat
Via Julie Persons
Why yes, I do know how to pronounce the word "indubitably." Were you expecting a chick wearing a top hat to lack any sort of linguistic sophistication? Clearly you've not spent nearly enough time around chicks wearing top hats, my good sir. Now if you excuse me, I must make haste to this afternoon's tea time with my cousin Richard. Have a jolly day, chap!
Tap Dansing lessons for kibbles... gotta pay furst tho
Via Dapper Dinos
-I say my fine fellow where did you purchase such a delightful hat? -- Not somewhere you can afford, I can readily assure you.
