time

I haz set teh clock tu pounce on us at 6am

Kum on! Pull meh! An no stairs this time!

That's the last time I play Strip Poker with the Vet!

THE CAT IS CLOSED. HE WILL REOPEN AT 9 P.M.

Did I catch you at a bad time?

Teh Rulez uv cat ownership Dunt worry. In tiem, u will wonder hao u eber enjoyed coffee wifowt cat hair in it

You never gusse What i peed on this time

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Cheezus, son of Ceiling Cat, attempts walking on the wetter for the very first time.

For de last tyme!! NO QUEIRO TACO BELL!

Catolick kitteh goez to confesshun ...fird tiem toodai

Wut?? Dew yu hab enny idear how long it tooks meh to git dis comferbel?

Stop animal testing!! Whaddaya mean I onlee haz 5 minutes left?