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WHAT THEY'RE DOING TODAY Watching reruns of "Matchlock" all day Watching videos of himself circa 2000 all day A lot of women A lot of men Biding time til next 6 month marriage and child Everything but infomercials (so far)

(Britney Spears, *N Sync)

Professor Mousey's invisibility potion wore off at the most inopportune time

so you're reading me a story about a cat with an eating disorder. nice. now that the gloves are off, how long's it been since you had a date?

TIME if she could turn it back...

(Cher)

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

"When the joker who took my gavel gives it back--THAT'S when the meeting is adjourned, Marjorie!"

Give a man a fish, Cats will pester him for a day. Teach a man to fish, Cats will plague him for a lifetime.

Leaving a paper trail is hard work. Time for a nap.

Twenty toys to choose from but Maggie and Bella always have to fight over the same one every single time

I know Grandma spent a lot of time knitting this outfit... but I gotta appointment with a mud puddle in 15 minutes...

This is not a terribly productive use of anyone's time!! Ya know?!?

Its nom time yet?