I don't always get a sudden urge to poop But when I do, you're cleaning out the litter box
the most interesting man in the world
I don't always sleep on the bed when your husband is out of town, but when I do, I spend half the night staring down the dark hallway as though I see an ax murderer. At least until you get up to check.
I don't always want to cuddle but when I do I just ate wet food and smell like tuna.
By AC
I don't always sit on your bed but when I do, you're making it.
I don't always puke by your bed. But when I do, I make sure you step in it.
By Unknown
I don't always meow but when I do It's four in the morning.
By Unknown
I DON'T ALWAYS SIT LIKE A HUMAN... BUT WHEN I DO, I SIT LIKE A BOSS
I don't always sneak under the blankets for snuggles. But when I do, I always step on your bewb.
By Unknown
I don't always tempt you to rub my belly. But when I do, I make sure to latch onto you with all my claws and teeth when you try to.
I don't always want food ....Wait... Yes I do
I don't always cross-dress, but when I do... I like to scam free cheezburgers at Wendys.
