siamese

Mr. Bergman--- Your chess opponent is here...

I'm so s-sorry you had to suffer through that Justin Beiber concert.

The doilies are a nice touch, but you're going to have a hard time explaining their presence to your proctologist.

U noez, we neber gon finish fixin da roof if u keepz fawlin awf.

therapist kitteh offers massage and ackupuncture

That noise was just you singing in the shower? What a relief. For a moment there, I thought it was some squirrels stuck in the dryer vent again.