siamese

Oh. You're home. Happy day.

Give it up, Herman. It ain't happenin' tonight.

Notice how people start yawning, whenever you speak? You do realize, it's NOT because they're tired, right?

Jeff thought he was in love . Until he found out what kind of hairballs result after making out with a Persian.

Okay, but this is IT. From now on you solve it yourself.

I can be a snake Nao play yor flute

Dey iz celebraytin teh fwendshipz ober in kittehland too!

Hello Danny. Come and pet us. Come and pet us, Danny. Forever... and ever... and ever.

Ohai, hotdogs! U voted las week 2 determin wich kinda goggiez wud b teh breed ob teh week dis week, an teh Borzoi wins!! So wifout furthur ado, heerz ur furst Borzoi ob teh week. We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!

i'd rathur hav da nip

dis... dis juss rong.

I've often thought of taking flying lessons. The only problem is that I'm afraid of heights, machines, high speeds, parachutes, and dying. My Magic Cape will have to do.

Felix was quite unsuspecting of the impending bow-tie intervention.

Kin yu gyz shuddup? I'z awn teh foan!

Palm reader kitteh sees a can opener in your future