Wildlife enthusiasts are baffled after learning from twitter user @redfacts that the collection of falcon sperm is quite the occasion. It turns out that falconers do sometimes wear 'copulation hats' to assist in breeding the wonderful birds.
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The mating habits among animals vary form one species to the next, ranging from kind of romantic to squeamishly weird to downright terrifying. There's moon-walking and make-up sex, penis-fencing and post-coital cannibalism. We kid you not. Here are some of the weirdest facts out there about animal sex:
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He is over 100 years old, weighs about 175 pounds, is nearly 35 inches long, five feet tall, and the ladies love him. His name is Diego. Diego the Chelonoidis hoodensis Galapagos giant tortoise.
According to Washington Tapia, a tortoise preservation specialist at Galapagos National Park, Diego "has fathered an estimated 800 offspring, almost single-handedly rebuilding the species' population--and saving it from extinction--on their native island, Espanola, the southernmost in the Galapagos Archipelago."
"Around 50 years ago, there were only two males and 12 females of Diego's species alive on Espanola, and they were too spread out to reproduce."
Six years ago, they did a genetic study and discovered that Diego was the
father of nearly 40 percent of the offspring released into the wild on Espanola, thereby doing more parenting than any other turtle to repopulate the species.
"He's a very sexually active male reproducer. He's contributed enormously to repopulating the island," said Tapia.
"Rawr, damn straight," replied Diego.
No, really. Don't say that. It happens sometimes, thats all.
Yea, it's been a while
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Outdoor display not suitable for the pastor next door.
"Dont worry baby, I'm neutered." Has 8 new kittens 2 months later.
this doesnt concern you...... walk away
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