president

OW! You saw Sarah Palin on TV again, did you?? I'll get the eye-bleach for you...

(Barack Obama)

Have I ever told you how much I love croissants?

(Nicolas Sarkozy)

Dem i wuz like pew pew pew! that's how i did it..

(George W. Bush)

Teddy. Effing. Roosevelt. The Original Old Spice Man

I'll give that bch some cupcakes. Bches love cupcakes.

(Barack Obama)

Cancel all my appointments, I'm making a meme.

(Barack Obama)

That's great.... but I still think we should have Chinese!

(Barack Obama, Joe Biden)

Affairs of State can be complicated

(Barack Obama)

Now how long do I cook this thing?

(Barack Obama)

Baracklava?

(Barack Obama)

YOU MEAN I HAVE TO DO THIS... OBAMASELF?

(Barack Obama)

SAY THAT TO MY FACE B*TCH, NOT YOUR COMPUTER

(Stephen Hawking, Barack Obama)

Congratulations,Sir. You just caught a chandelier.

(Barack Obama)

Quick, check under the cushions. The Swiss delegate just left. Genius, Sir.

(Barack Obama)

It is a skinny ass back there. He likes big butts, and I cannot lie.....

(Barack Obama, Prince William, Kate Middleton, Michelle Obama)