OW! You saw Sarah Palin on TV again, did you?? I'll get the eye-bleach for you...
Have I ever told you how much I love croissants?
Dem i wuz like pew pew pew! that's how i did it..
(George W. Bush)
Teddy. Effing. Roosevelt. The Original Old Spice Man
I'll give that bch some cupcakes. Bches love cupcakes.
Cancel all my appointments, I'm making a meme.
That's great.... but I still think we should have Chinese!
(Barack Obama, Joe Biden)
Affairs of State can be complicated
Now how long do I cook this thing?
YOU MEAN I HAVE TO DO THIS... OBAMASELF?
SAY THAT TO MY FACE B*TCH, NOT YOUR COMPUTER
(Stephen Hawking, Barack Obama)
Congratulations,Sir. You just caught a chandelier.
Quick, check under the cushions. The Swiss delegate just left. Genius, Sir.
It is a skinny ass back there. He likes big butts, and I cannot lie.....
(Barack Obama, Prince William, Kate Middleton, Michelle Obama)