OW! You saw Sarah Palin on TV again, did you?? I'll get the eye-bleach for you...
(Barack Obama)
Dem i wuz like pew pew pew! that's how i did it..
(George W. Bush)
Teddy. Effing. Roosevelt. The Original Old Spice Man
Affairs of State can be complicated
(Barack Obama)
Now how long do I cook this thing?
(Barack Obama)
YOU MEAN I HAVE TO DO THIS... OBAMASELF?
(Barack Obama)
SAY THAT TO MY FACE B*TCH, NOT YOUR COMPUTER
(Stephen Hawking, Barack Obama)
Congratulations,Sir. You just caught a chandelier.
(Barack Obama)