politicians

GUESS WHAT AMERICA I LEARNED HOW TO READ

(Michele Bachmann)

This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."

(Rick Perry)

It's not a lightning bolt. But Voldemort might kill you anyway.

Yay! We're killing trees! Less paper for books. Means less libraries! Yay!

(Michele Bachmann)

YOU MEAN I HAVE TO DO THIS... OBAMASELF?

(Barack Obama)

I Boop Ur Noes. Let Us Boop Together. Boop Boop

(Vladimir Putin)

SAY THAT TO MY FACE B*TCH, NOT YOUR COMPUTER

(Stephen Hawking, Barack Obama)

Congratulations,Sir. You just caught a chandelier.

(Barack Obama)

And my husband is the Queen of Denial.

(Michele Bachmann)

CREATION God outsourced some of it

(Vladimir Putin)

It is a skinny ass back there. He likes big butts, and I cannot lie.....

(Barack Obama, Prince William, Kate Middleton, Michelle Obama)

Shpending iss like drinking. I can quits anytime Ize wants to.

(Nancy Pelosi)

Calvin and Hurrbs

(David Wu)

So many invisible things, and I CAN'T SEE ANY OF THEM!!! An invisible concert isn't so bad, though, because you can still hear the music at least...

LOL By: STYXXX78

And I guess invisible lemonade still tastes good, and that's what matters...

LOL By: argybargy

Invisible Shake Weights, however, are just plain dumb. What if I accidentally grab the heavier male version and pull a muscle? LAWSUIT!

False alarm my thumb Is really there

(Mitt Romney)

NO CAPTION NEEDED...

(Jon Stewart)