polite

I was grooming myself, Madam, do you mind?

Yowr mannurs awr absolootly reprehensubble.

I always like to spit the tails discreetly into a napkin.

Ai don't want tu be da cawse of a faux paw.

Actually... hey, um, listen. I have a very clean pup, here. Are your hands properly cleaned and sanitized? Maybe you should wash them again.

Dem Canadian Kittehs Is nice to everyone

Check owt sum other classic LOLcats heer!

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mannerz... i haz dem!

ai askz nicely 4 mai noms.

'Scuse meh but.... Are yoo gonna Eat the rest ob dat??

Iz polite goggie. Plz to haz hotdog?