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siblings

two cute kittens cuddling | dis my sister i must protec she take a nap i giv smol pec i put my chin on her smol cheek and make bad dreems go bye bye quic and if u ever on her pick jus remember i have stong kick
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it wasn't me

who? me? no i did nat de glas simply fel u must've forgot there's no need to yel yes de plate fel as wel it was only de vase i jus needed some space fine it was me i too broke de glas but in my defence that fly had some sass small kitten lying on its back
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fierce kitten

i is fierce you stan no chance i lift my paws an take my stance you may tink oh this kiten smal but with these claws no nat at al cuz i is fierce an you is tiny come on come here ill kik you in ur hiney | cute kitten standing on its back legs
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nose bath

kitten receiving tongue bath from mama cat | kiten is i an my noz is wet becaz giving noz bath momy never forget but i will nat cry becaz momy is best she alwayz bring fud and i is impresed i can only sigh momy's bath make me shy but soon ill be grown an do bath on my own jus don't be upset i am tiny as yet and litle noz baths are the kises i get
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forehead boop

adorable photo of a cute cat and dog cuddling | the dogy bark the dogy spook but dogy frien so i forhed boop the dogy stinky but he is kind so me the kity i don mind his tail is wagin but hes nat mad he jus wants hedbonks to be had i like dogy don be misled he lick my ear and i boop his hed
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Cats Vs. Dogs: A Poem By The Famous Feline Lover Writer, T.S. Elliot | With Cats, some say, one rule is true: Don't speak till are spoken Myself do not hold with say should ad-dress Cat. But always keep mind he Resents familiarity.

Cats Vs. Dogs: An Amusing Poem By The Famous Feline Lover Writer, T.S. Elliot

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Here in a Nutshell is Why Cats are Not Allowed to Learn to Drive

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A Pug Poem

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No, I Will Not Be Your Valentine

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Dog-Induced Depression

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I've Been A Good Dog All Day Long

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This Speaks to the Heart...or Stomach of Your Cat

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Colors to a Dog

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Ode To a Pollinator

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It's a Better Poem Than Your 'Ode to the Garbage Stench'

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Awww... Wait a Sec

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