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Cat Loving Hooman Writes Hissterically Wholesome Haikus for the Fluffiest Felines of the World Wide Web

Cat Loving Hooman Writes Hissterically Wholesome Haikus for the Fluffiest Felines of the World Wide Web

32 cat tweets | Thumbnail includes two pictures including 'Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda My humans are here They looking tired They need to sleep But I am WIRED >' and 'Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda Dec 22, 2022 saw the void It never ends I looked too long And now 5 58 we're friends :'

Adorably Shook Cat Gazes Into Oblivion, Returns With Hilarious Poetic Whiskers From Beyond

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Oh your trying again attempting to clean thank you my friend you are very keen i know you have been trying your best i am simply afraid your tongue was not blessed its too broad imprecise but you try and tats nice so tank you my friend for this kiss its a ten

wet kiss

Mariel Ruvinsky

with the power of cat the ancient knowledge of this and of that how to hunt, how to jump how to nap, how to lump learn to irk and destroy how to love and annoy so my kitten, my dear you'll have a wonderful career the human will love you and you'll have a lifelong peer | cute pic of a cat touching its paw to another cat's forehead

blessed

Mariel Ruvinsky

you look at this floof and you think it for you but this is a spoof a trick a coup i knew you would touch my belly is fatal this floof is too much its risky, unstable you touch, i will snatch these fingers i bite they're quick but no match smite, its no fight

belly floof

Mariel Ruvinsky

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so sleepy so tired its hard to be king running and roaring stopped by no ting was hunting a butterfly it was so quick i missed flopping and flying when i hoped it would twist now i daydream about it my new flying friend i dream that i catch it and our friendship never end | cute lion cub sleeping

sleepy king

Mariel Ruvinsky

oh my goodness u gave me a spook! no dont u laugh it was only a fluke u may be big but ur not scary ive said it before i just wasn't wary i was peacefully staring and u interrupted my essential daydreaming completely disrupted | cat and dog looking at each other

small spook

Mariel Ruvinsky

you what? oh lawd, did you say sock? you did to it what aftr your walk? you ate it? my god, but sock is nat food you did it simpli to beter yor mood? i wont tel de human, you tink im a snich? il make sure yor scheme goes widout a hich nat a shceme, right, youre nat that clevr yes, "nevr hurt human", i know, nat ever stil, if you scheme, you know im right heer my coniving skils are truly top tier no, not hurt human, just to have some fun lil scratch, lil hide and das it, we're dan | cute cat dog

the sock

Mariel Ruvinsky

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brather brather pls lets play i jump i pounce atack youre prey you wan to i know dont preten tat you dont you lov me im sistr dont tel me you wont wow youre anoying fine i wil play but itm oldr itm strongr so you ar the prey | cute kittens playing

brother and sister

Mariel Ruvinsky

tini scritchis to my bely tini kithes to my ears other kities wil be jely theyl be sheding al the teers cus my human is the bestest bely scritchis it provides its cudles are the greatest they is warming al my sides so be jely other kities hope you hav it half as good cudles scritchis snugles kithes n most impurtantly... food

belly scritchis

Mariel Ruvinsky

my paws ar too big an my tail is too smal but its eesy to dig an i don ever fal i'll grow big an stron an fierce an fast too if u arent scrared u wron u know i'll catch u even naw ilm ferocious ask mom an she'l tel so u beter be cautious BOO! hahahaha u fel

BOO!

Mariel Ruvinsky

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song called i is fierce thumbnail includes a picture of a woman holding a guitar with a cat in the background

Kitten Theme Song: i is fierce

Mariel Ruvinsky

i bite becaus i lov why don u understand i know my teet r sharp just wan to kith ur hand your my human an i lov u to bite is how i show it thats why my bite is gentl take my lov an dont u blow it to be bit is to be honor to be bit is to be cherish now pls human bite me bak and our love wil nevr perish | black cat biting a finger

love bite

Mariel Ruvinsky

wanna play? littl whiff on my way now im bak nother snif small atak littl tif wow im tired i mus snugle u big flufy giv me cudle | tiny kitten and big dog booping noses

boop hey!

Mariel Ruvinsky

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ar so proud he bark an he yip al i wanted was nip his tong is so wet we only jus met fine one snugle a christmas cudle some holiday joly under de holy | cat and dog snuggling under a christmas tree

christmas present

Mariel Ruvinsky

two cute kittens cuddling | dis my sister i must protec she take a nap i giv smol pec i put my chin on her smol cheek and make bad dreems go bye bye quic and if u ever on her pick jus remember i have stong kick

siblings

Mariel Ruvinsky