Via Bunny Food
We can start the party when the tortoise gets here. Any time now. Any second. He'll be here soon I swear.
paper
Check the paper, you might be there.
Nu rulez. Pawz beats papur, rok an skissors!
but it speshully beetz paypur!
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Via Dresden Noelley
So you're telling me that in order to be a sailor I'd have to spend weeks at a time on the open water on a boat? I thought being a sailor just meant wearing one of these really awesome paper hats! I didn't know there was any danger or water or work involved! Thanks for the offer, and the hat, but frankly I'm just not interested anymore.
By Unknown
1) make todo list 2) Attack todo list 3) Done
By Unknown
i got sum splaining to do
That first sentence is always the hardest
Dis strange man tried tu hack yur mail slot
What? You've never heard of Origami?
By Unknown
We're playing rock, paper, scissors. WTF is that, a gun?
(Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy)
