ouch

Leave me 'lone. I have arfrytus.

PARKOUR You're doing it wrong

STILL Not as painful as stepping on a Lego in your bare feet

A game of Pick-up Sticks gone horribly wrong.

Shood... Shood I get sumone?

ouch, ouch and more ouch!

Feels pretty good, actually. Got a touch of arthritis in my joint, and it's kinda like those little acupuncture needles.

u shure she iz doing it rite?

I FEEL YOUR PAIN. OR I DID. WHEN I BIT YA.

gotta watch owt 4 da wittle wuns!

BEAR D**K PUNCH

Hit and Run... ...Zamboni edition

Skuz me sir dats my face

mmm, u is dewishus!

Hold still, trying to eat your face

MAN, THAT WAS AWESOME! Oooh. Doesn't look like you'll be able to do that ever again, though.

dun wurrie, i will halps!

Accidental Acupuncture in 3..2..1..

Jump up and down... with excitement! MOAR SPORTZ!

Bee sthung mah thung. Thee?

u paniked didn't u?

I don't think insurance covers "I was strolling into Mordor, when I tripped & fell"

ai fink u knoes whut da problem is, don't u?