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I DON'T ALWAYS WANT TO SIT IN YOUR LAP BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE TO STEP DIRECTLY ON YOUR BALLS.
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
ouch
I don't always extend my claws while walking on you but when I do my paws are on your crotch
I'm just trying to make your face match your shirt...
A little easier on the braked next time please! ooofff
Hmm your T6 vertebrae is out
this is why i hate kids
Via The Daily What
A kitteh named Sugar survived a 19-story fall from her owner's Boston apartment.
Sugar landed on a small patch of mulch, which helped lessen the impact of the fall. Animal Rescue League of Boston assistant manager Mike Brammer said Sugar's "flying-squirrel"-like ability to glide also helped her survive the harrowing ordeal.
Sugar's hoomin, Brittney Kirk, who was tracked down via a microchip implanted in her cat, says she left the window open so that Sugar wouldn't get too hot. "[I]f there were a cat to fall 19 stories and to be fine, I think it would definitely be Sugar, because she's a pretty special cat," she said.
Special, indeed! Thank goodness kittehs have nine lives!
I don't always sneak under the blankets for snuggles. But when I do, I always step on your bewb.
I Stepped On A Legooooo!
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Watch your step, boy, or I'll scratch you so hard, you'll be howlin' for a week! You realize you've been declawed, right?
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Howard won't let go of my tail until I admit that I like Justin Bieber. But I DON'T like Justin Bieber! Moooom! Make him stoooop!
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