oops

Ai haytz u, trashcan!

You don't want me to cross this line, right here???

hmph. wat if i do kross it? hmm?

See Moar Movin Pitchers at Senor Gif!

sumthin tellz meh weez not in Kanzis no mores

I IS IN YUR CAR MAKIN A PROBLM...

THIS HOUSE HAS GONE 0 DAYS WITHOUT AN ACCIDENT

well, u noez whut dey awlwayz seys...

Dis strange man tried tu hack yur mail slot

nope, he'z neber coming back here again!!

I said 'Cabernet'... Not 'Cat-bernet!'

Just Did It!

JUST A COUPLE OF BEERS, OCIFFER. HONEST

LATE NITE ...HUH

u nawt lukin' so grate. mebbe u need halps?

Ai wuz tutched by an angel. But den Ai eeted it.

Wow! You really CAN hear the ocean! ..Wait, I hear a foghorn comin'....

b karful! foghorns can be smelliez!

When the Obedience School Teacher asked who had peed on the floor Washington could not tell a lie.

he nawt lying, unlike sum1 else ai noes!

PROBLEM SOLVED