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Edy Ice Cream Newest Flavor: Rocky Road Paved

I did not see that pole, i SWEAR

I try and show love But something's always in the way

i tired 2 maek sumfing ob maiselfs...

"I swear to God! My GPS say's McDonalds Should be right here!"

ai fink mai eggz iz a iddul obercooked!

You fell down. Would slobbering on you help?

yep, ai fink dat will doo da twick!

Provez it.

ai rilly wundurr hoo cud hab dun dis...

Sorry about the door

i pleed teh fiff...

aksully, u need to fess up aifinkso!

FOOTBALL AS A METAPHOR FOR YOUR MISMATCHED RELATIONSHIP HER LIGHTNING WIT YOUR ABILITY TO KEEP UP GET OUT WHILE YOU HAVE A SHRED OF DIGNITY LEFT!

OH GOOD GREIF

all in all you're just a nother brick in the wall

i fell asleep in a box and i end up across the country

Sagan waz right! We r all starstuffz

eben tho Sagan wuz rite, u shood knos u iz juss in krimmas lites...

It looked smaller in the ad

Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!