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Yoo can leeb a message wib me foar him, tho.

Squee lovers, I am sorry to say that starting next week, yours truly will no longer be running Daily Squee.

It's not all bad news though! Long-time squee fans will remember my replacement! Her name is Ingo, and she ran the site with Brad before I jumped on to take charge! She loves cute animals and is much less punny than me, so I'm sure you'll all get along with her just fine! Plus you'll still be able to find me every day on So Much Pun.

Also, I want to leave doing what we all love: Sharing the squee! So above is a photo of my way-too-fat cat, Mea, taking up half of my parents' coffee table in her typical tabby fashion. She used to be skinny when we first got her, but then I moved away from home and my parents pampered her waaaaaaaaay too much with a never-ending supply of treats. :)

It's truly been a joy to be in the squee community, and I promise I'll drop in from time to time to say hello. Thanks for making my job adorable, everyone!

Love, Matthew "Matty Malaprop" Martell

With his dying breath, kitteh had an important message. . . GET. . .BUKKIT. . .TO. . .LOLRUS!

u rly shud honur dat rekwest.

I'm getting word just now that the message that has been decrypted translates roughly into English as: "You're really really cute, antenna-eared bunny friend!"

I PURR TOO. ALSO I FART.

he's not here right now. you want to leave a message?

The call of the wild can leave a message. I'm not giving up my Fancy Feast.

Pssst...Tell Lefty, "The man with the straw purse is on the blue bus in Warsaw at 5 o'clock" Got it

Am I to presume there's a hidden message here?