mad

IF I HAD A MIDDLE FINGER, YOU'D BE LOOKIN AT IT.

I caught THIS fing peeing on yer rug

welp, u noez hao it goez, kitteh...

Father-in-Law Eagle Dos not approve

There's No use Yelling about it This just isn't the right sized shirt

I can't believe Jon at ALL the lasagna!

I SAID NO MAYO!!!!

I SED WANTED TEH PONIE!

Who disturbs me from my slumber?

u iz nawt a morning persun, r u?

I will be taking one sock from your matched pairs per day... Until you take me off of this "diet" ... capiche?

tiem 2 get srs bout dis diet! socks kan b replaced!

I ain't even mad.

We're all mad here

Dis nawt McDonald's.

dis nawt da furst tiem u hab fibbed 2 meh!

I swear officer ... The 27 people hit me!

This Is An Outrage!

You have failed me for the last time, admiral.

ai don't fink u is awl dat intimidating, akshully.

LET ME TELL YOU WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR SLED...

dat iz nawt mai job!