Umm... I think your eHarmony profile said you were taller, and a dog.
psst...wen da hoomins say dare goin' to wurk, day really goes to da dog park.........wif out u.
y do kittehz hab to b so meeen?
PARDON ME SIR, BUT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A WOUNDED SEAL CUB LIMPING TOWARDS THE THOROUGHFARE HAVE YOU?
It's not just kittehs that love captions! ALL THE ANIMALS DO! Check out Animal Capshunz for MOAR!
WAIT A SECOND... I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE PARK AT ALL...
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
THE DOG WENT MISSING? HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M SO SORRY HUMAN HAHAHAHAHA... NO SERIOUSLY, I'M SO SAD
False advertising. The adoption agency showed me a photo of Brad Pitt.
Advenchures in adopshun.
Time to give kitty a haircut so I can play with ALL HER LITTLE JELLYBEAN TOESIES!!!!!!!!!