lies

have u tried rollin' round in it?

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

but how will ai find mai purfet match???

Editor's Note: Video contains some strong language, though most of it is bleeped.

Umm... I think your eHarmony profile said you were taller, and a dog.

but sumtiemz honestee isnt bestest polisee...

psst...wen da hoomins say dare goin' to wurk, day really goes to da dog park.........wif out u.

y do kittehz hab to b so meeen?

PARDON ME SIR, BUT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A WOUNDED SEAL CUB LIMPING TOWARDS THE THOROUGHFARE HAVE YOU?

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WAIT A SECOND... I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE PARK AT ALL...

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

THE DOG WENT MISSING? HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M SO SORRY HUMAN HAHAHAHAHA... NO SERIOUSLY, I'M SO SAD

False advertising. The adoption agency showed me a photo of Brad Pitt.

Advenchures in adopshun.

Time to give kitty a haircut so I can play with ALL HER LITTLE JELLYBEAN TOESIES!!!!!!!!!