No dog is ever too big to be a lapdog. None. Why? Because even if your doggo is the biggest doggo in the whole wide world, if it wants to be held in your arms and given all your love, you will allow it, you know you will, because you'll do anything for your good boy or good girl - including being crushed by them.
The bigger the dog, the more love to give, right? And they know how to give that love right back to their human. Of course, when our enormous doggos get into our lap, all we feel is love and joy and a slight inability to inhale properly, but when they get onto other people's laps and crush them until they can barely breath, it really is just quite funny.