hypothetical

This is a baby mouse who was hanging out in my room. I felt bad and was afraid he would get captured in the mouse traps, so I held out my hand and he climbed right into it. I gave him a piece of a cookie and kept him in a make shift home for him for the night so no owls or snakes would get him and released him the next morning.

So, itz true dat hoomans come frum dust and return to dust wen dey die... ...den u better luk under here. Cause sum wun iz either comin or goin

Ya know that feeling that you've had too much coffee ? Me neither