hypothetical

George would have been the Father of his Country But then his hooman took him to the vet

aifinkso itz bowt tiem we hadz a kitteh prezident!

Nao ai lay me daon to rest A pyle of buuks up on mah deskkk If ai shud dye bfore ai wakes dats won less test i habs to takes

So, itz true dat hoomans come frum dust and return to dust wen dey die... ...den u better luk under here. Cause sum wun iz either comin or goin

Ya know that feeling that you've had too much coffee ? Me neither