horses

If you love horses and you'd like to have one of your own the US Army has a few they'd like to give away for free. These horses were once caisson horses, they pulled coffins to burials at Arlington Cemetery. However, there comes a time in every caisson horses life when it's time to retire. 



The application for adoption is extensive in order to vet the hopeful new owner for their ability to care for the horse. That means these horses will end up in good hands and can spend the rest of their lives enjoying retirement. 

This emu, desperate to deal justice, has joined his local police in Australia. His life is not as glamorous as he imagined, he doesn't get to chase down bad guys and peck the sense into them as he once dreamed. This rookie cop is stuck helping to train the horses, a job he turned out to be perfect for. 

I JUST REALLY NEED TO FOCUS ON MY ART RIGHT NOW, MOM

Pony delivery is the retailer claims their ponies are like drones, only cuter.

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