Every generation of our family has been in Hufflepuff
(The cast of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia")
WORMTAIL BRING ME MY WAND
WARNING: Contains spoilers to the movies!
I is calling Lord Woofdemort
Thomaz Marvolo Riddle! I am haz Lord Voldemort!
DEMENTORS NO MATCH FOR BASEMENT CAT
Because itz in da winter in da Hogwartz loft.
No... Diagon alley's about 2 blocks over